STEVE
Tommie me boy (Italian stallion) sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do - let's start this meeting.
TOM
Somebody said that on Eskin. He was talking about the Eggles. Off season moves - who's untouchable. Sometimes, he said, you just gotta do what you gotta do.
STEVE
Can't believe you still listen to that fuckin' crap.
DAVE
What do you listen tuh - the Bloomburg channel?
STEVE
Beats listenin' to losers whine about other losers.
TOM
You have season tickets too.
STEVE
Only 'cause I can deduct 'em as a business expense.
TOM
Had to give mines up when -
DAVE
My father had Eggle season tickets since when they were at Franklin field.
STEVE
Last time they won anything.
DAVE
I'm not about to break that tradition.
STEVE
Losing?
DAVE
I enjoy going to the games no matter what happens.
STEVE
No matter what happens? That's what losers always say -
TOM
And where's nick - and Petey.
DAVE
I talked tah nick last week - can't make it - his sista's gettin' married and tonight's the rehearsal.
TOM
Lisa? I thought she was married.
DAVE
Divorced. The new guys not even catholic - and worse, he's Irish - no offense. Nickie said his parents are havin' a fit.
STEVE
E-mailed Petey but -
TOM
Pete's got e-mail?
STEVE
He got online when he heard about the porn.
TOM
Online? He use tah have trouble using a pay phone.
DAVE
Can't make it - his wife's going intuh labor this week - their sixth.
STEVE
Just goes to show you evolution is wrong - it's not the fittest that fuck the most.
DAVE
It would be nice if it wasn't always just us guys.
STEVE
And it would be nice if my wife was Uma Thurman - look, we been friends for - what - since fuckin' grade school and it's always us four who made everything happen.
TOM
Yeah - what did snake use tah call us - the four horsemen of the acropolis - 'cause we use tah always meet at that Greek diner. You guys want another -
DAVE
What's that you drinkin?
TOM
Vodka and cranberry.
Tom has a vodka and cranberry while the others are drinking beers from a bottle.
DAVE
What the fuck is at? You constipated or something? Why don't you have a real drink -
STEVE
He's right - it's a girl drink.
TOM
A girl drink?
DAVE
Look at the fuckin' thing. It looks like something they serve on a cruise. I'm surprised they even got it here.
TOM
Vodka?
DAVE
Cranberry juice.
TOM
It's a very popular drink with us young guys.
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